There you are, love… I only lose my cool when it’s absolutely necessary.

But sharing a coffin with the vampire who haunts my nights (and not in the sexy way)? Even I have my limits.

That’s right. The latest Deep Voice Daddy audio is here, and it’s spitting with tension, smoldering with unspoken feelings, and crammed into the tightest coffin you’ve ever dared to crawl into. It’s enemies-to-lovers in a gothic vampire castle—complete with petty arguments, jealousies centuries old, and a love confession no one saw coming.

Except maybe the Vampire Council. Those meddling, romantic fools.

🦇 What’s Waiting for You in This Vampire Ball After-Party?

🔥 Enemies Forced to Share a Coffin – A royal mix-up (or is it?) leaves two ancient enemies crammed together for the day… and the tension is delicious.

🩸 Centuries of Resentment & Repressed Love – One vampire thought they were betrayed. The other thought they were hated. Turns out, they were both idiots… in love.

🖤 A Confession in the Dark – Old secrets come to light in the quiet of the coffin, and something far deeper rises to the surface.

💋 Kisses to End All Grudges – Because what’s a vampire romance without a little lip-locking under the lid?

There’s a line from the audio I can’t stop thinking about.

“It means that you make me so mad all the time and I’m still absolutely crazy about you.“

Darling… that’s not hate. That’s passion. That’s centuries of unspoken longing slipping through clenched fangs.

And when he says—“I’ve been in love with you since the first time I saw you… I was mesmerized…”—oh baby. That’s the kind of confession that melts even the coldest undead heart.

This isn’t just a vampire story. It’s about misunderstandings, pride, pain, and ultimately, about what happens when two immortals finally stop pretending they don’t care.

Oh, and yes. The coffin-sharing? It’s real. It’s intimate. And it’s got enough heat to fog up the entire castle crypt.

🎧 Ready to Get in the Coffin with Me?

Listen now, sweetheart:

And when you’re done melting into those kisses? Come talk to me on Discord. We’re already debating whether this was romance, revenge, or just repressed lust finally let loose.

Enemies. A Coffin. And One Very Inconvenient Love Confession… 🦇💔